Fury here! I had a day out yesterday – the humans had a meeting in Chester with Big Heritage, so I went along for the ride.
I hadn’t been there five minutes when I heard a familiar droning noise. Yup! Bagpipes. We’re hearing it a lot at the moment, ‘cos Dim’s practicing for Burns’ Night.
I found a neat place to sit. I reckon every ‘vaark home should have a statue of a baby elephant like this. Would be even more fun if the trunk was a swing!
For a minute, I though our Gino had taken a leaf out of Winston’s catering book, but apparently, it’s not the same Gino. Tempting though, it did look like nice ice cream…
But much as I like ice cream, I wanted something a bit more substantial for lunch. Ah, a good old Full English, lovely. Very tasty bacon too!
Passing WHSmiths, I spotted this poster. Oi! Who’s written a book about me? How do they know I like pyrotechnics now and then? And why is there a tangerine on the cover!? I might have to get a copy and find out.
While the humans had their meeting I had a kip in the camera bag. But I made sure I came out when the nibbles were dished out. Be rude not to! All in all, a very good day out!
