Winston ‘ere. I’ve ‘ad a good day out at Ffairfach Auction Mart. The best thing is, it’s pronounced “fa-vark!” Lots of stuff on sale, but a bit slow on the watch sales front. Never mind.
There was a car-boot, and an auction. I watched the auction, but I ‘ad to keep me ears very still. Didn’t wanna buy something by mistake!
I found a lovely rustic des-res, and fancied bidding on it, but property prices round ‘ere ‘ave gone sky-high, and it was out of me league.
